What's wrong with this picture.
I know. Absolutely horrible, right?
I mean, look at all that gray in my husband's beard! So not ok. Better get to dying that shit babe. Momma no likie.
Oh wait. You weren't thinking that the fact that my one year old is reaching for the beer that my three year old is pretending to drink was what was wrong with the picture, were you?
Phew. I mean, that's a regular occurrence in our house.
I'm not sure what it was, but on this particular day, the babe was all obsessed with daddy's beer.
Like, had to have it.
For example:
I saw him down on this lil' rock here for an impromptu photo shoot. I had the beer in my hand thinking it would make the babe smile when I "peek-a-booed" it from behind the camera.
Uh. He just got pissed.
And more pissed.
And even more pissed.
'Til I handed it over.
(I can just imagine what he's thinking; "that's right bish. Don't mess with the Boss.")
Then he just chilled.
And showed a hint of a smile.
All is good. Weez happy now.
I mean, look at all that gray in my husband's beard! So not ok. Better get to dying that shit babe. Momma no likie.
Oh wait. You weren't thinking that the fact that my one year old is reaching for the beer that my three year old is pretending to drink was what was wrong with the picture, were you?
Phew. I mean, that's a regular occurrence in our house.
I'm not sure what it was, but on this particular day, the babe was all obsessed with daddy's beer.
Like, had to have it.
For example:
I saw him down on this lil' rock here for an impromptu photo shoot. I had the beer in my hand thinking it would make the babe smile when I "peek-a-booed" it from behind the camera.
Uh. He just got pissed.
And more pissed.
And even more pissed.
'Til I handed it over.
(I can just imagine what he's thinking; "that's right bish. Don't mess with the Boss.")
Then he just chilled.
And showed a hint of a smile.
All is good. Weez happy now.
At least all was good until tragedy struck and the beer can got pierced by a sharp rock. And sprayed all over babe's face.
And then hubs picked it up and shotgunned the rest.
We are fabulous parents.
Oh, say "hey" to my oldest, never wanting to be left out. Pretty sure he knocked the baby off that rock and said baby is just to the right of this picture crying tears of horror.
And yes, that is pink polish on his toenails.
Oh, say "hey" to the hubs again, with his nice frosted facial hair.
Hey hubs.
Oh look, a baby in a tree.
I sat him up there and told him to hang on and not to let go.
For the sake of my mother not getting extremely mad at me, let's just say that he did not in fact fall out of the tree. And not only did he not fall from that tree, but he did not fall flat on his face and cry for a good thirty minutes.
He did not fall from the tree. Are we clear on that?
Good.
You know what I love? This one.
And myself when I'm having a good hair day.
Ok fine. So the baby is having a better hair day than me.
He represents well.
And then hubs picked it up and shotgunned the rest.
We are fabulous parents.
Oh, say "hey" to my oldest, never wanting to be left out. Pretty sure he knocked the baby off that rock and said baby is just to the right of this picture crying tears of horror.
And yes, that is pink polish on his toenails.
Oh, say "hey" to the hubs again, with his nice frosted facial hair.
Hey hubs.
Oh look, a baby in a tree.
I sat him up there and told him to hang on and not to let go.
For the sake of my mother not getting extremely mad at me, let's just say that he did not in fact fall out of the tree. And not only did he not fall from that tree, but he did not fall flat on his face and cry for a good thirty minutes.
He did not fall from the tree. Are we clear on that?
Good.
You know what I love? This one.
And myself when I'm having a good hair day.
Ok fine. So the baby is having a better hair day than me.
He represents well.
Ooooh my gracious!!! THis cracked me up!!! hahah
ReplyDeleteThe kiddos are so stinkin cute :) Coors Light is my beer of choice, I would have cried until you let me hold it too haha
ReplyDeleteI know I say this all the time, but really...your blog makes me laugh! SO hard! I love these photos - your kids are so adorable it is painful! :)
ReplyDeleteMy Hubs' beard is now more gray than not. But I am digging it!
xo
Your hair is looking fantastic! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat adorable pictures. The picture of the baby crying on the rock? AWESOME.
Love this post! Too funny. Your boys are so adorable.
ReplyDeletesuch a cute post! Your little ones are sooo stinkin cute! thats too funny about the beer :)
ReplyDeletehave a good day girl!
This is hilarious! Your little guys are so freaking cute. Adorable : )
ReplyDeleteToo funny lol, your boys are adorable...
ReplyDeleteHaha this is fantastic!!
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny Raven. Your family is precious and so stinkin' hilarious!!! I love you! That is all.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that is what my fiance needs to do to me when I start crying...hand me a beer! I think that would make me happy!!!
ReplyDeleteYou have the most gorgeous family on planet Earth, Raven. Y'all are so blessed!!!!!!
As always, your post today put a big ol smile on my face!
LOVE this!!! God your kids are cute! You are so blessed!
ReplyDeleteJust wait until they start singing songs with "magic stick" in the lyrics. Bahahahaha!
AND last week, my 2nd grader came home and said one of her friends at school said Ke$ha sang "inappropriate" songs. Ella was crushed and told her she was wrong. Ha, ha!
I am a new follower, and I can't get over how much I love your blog! Seriously, your family is so cute and you are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness these pictures are just priceless! I love it!
ReplyDeleteToo funny! My 3 year old loves beer too! He is always sticking his fingers in it when he thinks I am not looking. You crack me up.
ReplyDeleteI SO wish that I had two precious kids to blog about. One day I will.. Until then. I shall just keep reading your blog and envy your kiddos.
ReplyDeleteCan I babysit them? You won't even need to pay me.
xo, Lauren [Let It Be.]
SO glad that I found your blog. Just what I need, I knew there were other moms out there like me...wheww. Newest follower!
ReplyDeleteOh Raven! I needed that laugh today! My kids beer - I think they already have one of those little chains they can tear off each day till their 21 so they can drink! You should the see the pic my hubby took of my 13 year old on their hunting trip looking like he was having a beer! I about flipped out lol they all laughed at my expense (: Glad I could give them a chuckle!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious, he is soooo precious girl!!! :-)
ReplyDeleteI am in love with that one shoulder top! Too cute!
ReplyDeleteAnd my nephew is 20 months old and he cries for it too - usually in restaurants where it looks like we are horrible aunts/parents. Making it look like we actually give it to him. The joys of babies : ) I wish I had my own!
Awesome! Loved this post. :) I have so many pics of me as a baby with a beer can. :) Love your top!
ReplyDeleteFunny thing? We have so many pics of Carly with beer cans in her hands. She walks around the house with them AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW... she cries hysterically when we take them away. I make myself feel better saying that she likes the cold can on her teeth, not that she will be a lush like her mama :)
ReplyDeleteand hubbs said, "DONT YOU DARE PUT THOSE PICS OF CARLY ON YOUR BLOG WITH BEER CANS!" Well... now I'm going to show him yours and hopefully he'll give in :)
My GOSH this is amazing!!
ReplyDeleteYou'r too hilarious, can't stop laughing! LOL!
ReplyDeletelol you are hilarious.
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE HILARIOUS! Thanks for the many smiles while reading this post. :)
ReplyDeleteMy type of family right there.. Startin them on the good stuff! The Silver Bullet!!
ReplyDeleteI just need to tell you how gorgeous you are. Really, I'm scrolling down reading this post like oh the boys are SO cute!! And the hubby not to hard on the peepers either. And then you pop up and its like Dang girl!! I'm both jealous and admiring of your beauty. And I just had to let it be known! :)
ReplyDeleteOh, and I LOVE that zebra top!! Super cute.
Bahaha, glad I can count on you to post some hilariousness. Watch out people, baby with a beer! Ha!
ReplyDeletehahah i love this post! you are too hilarious!!! your kids are just too cute! and your hair looks awesome, mine never looks like that even on the best hair day!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Every day you make me laugh at my desk at work. Thanks for that. HAHA :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha you are in TROUBLE when he grows up!! haha hilarious sista. I wonder if my baby girl will come out clutching a bottle of pinot grigio?
ReplyDeleteRAven, BEER! and Kids! HOly mackeral! Too each her own I guess !! your to funny! ROTFLOL. xoxo
ReplyDeleteRAVEN!! are you kidding me?? you need to write a book...im literally crying laughing reading this hahah this was the best ever
ReplyDeleteno offense to kids..but why do they cry and temper tantrum SO SO MUCH when they want something and then they get it and immediately stop crying?? how does that even work? When I cry because Kurt wont get something for me, when he gets it for me, I am still crying and being a stubborn bitch! lol i dont get kids!
yours are adorable..and really with that last pic with the babe in a button up polo? how effing cute!
xoxox
raven, girl, you're pics are CLASSIC! Love them... and i only hope i can look as damn good as you after 2 kiddos! You rock! Keep the pics coming!
ReplyDeleteOOhhh raven..always giving to Minors ;) ooh i need to keep that a secret right?
ReplyDeleteSuper cute...now come to my house now!
Beer makes people happy. Smart kid ;)
ReplyDeleteLol you're too funny!!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could think of something clever or funny to say about this post. I'm left speechless. It is SO funny.
ReplyDeleteYou are one of the most hilarious people that I sort of? know Haha :)
R- I can ONLY hope to be THIS kinda momma some day. I.die. XO
ReplyDeleteOh yes- fabulous hair day indeed!! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd this post has me laughing out loud. As usual.
you are gorgeous!
ReplyDeletethis post was hilarious. and my nephew used to wear nailpolish all the time ;)
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Y'all are the most gorgeous family.
ReplyDeleteIt kills me how much your babes look JUST like you. Too cute.
ReplyDeleteI love you for always keepin' it real. Babies drinking beer...kids fallin' out of trees...husband going gray...ha. Gotta love the God honest truth these days! :)
ReplyDeleteforgot to add...your kids...are too cute for words!! And the oldest...can we say "heartbreaker"??!!
ReplyDeleteso presh!! love the pics!
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I love reading your blog Raven. Always a good laugh. Its too bad I can't read it on my phone cuz your pics on the side goes right on top of the post! So i have to wait to get on the comp to read your posts.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, can I just tell you that your boys are sooooo cute!!!!?? OMG, i love the pics of Colt crying! He's so cute! And Gunner drinking a beer with baby Colt reaching for it is priceless. I have a pic of Marcus licking a beer bottle. too funny.
btw, the frosted facial hair your husband's is rocking is manly and handsome!
you really have a beautiful family. :)
HA! My parents gave me beer when I was a babe too... not only beer but hard core vodka. I turned out okay :-)
ReplyDelete<3
your motto needs to be "it's not perfect, but it's life."
ReplyDeleteI love to come over here 1. to see your gorg family and face but 2. to get a dose of truth.
I love you and how open and honest you are. Expect texts later. MWAH!
yea I just air smooched you.
OMG! First time reading this blog and I literally almost died laughing. I choked on my water, so go ahead and cross 'make someone laugh so hard they choke' off your bucket list. You are welcome.
ReplyDeleteYou are too HILARIOUS! Ha ha, this definitely made my Friday!
ReplyDeleteAt least your baby likes Coors ♥
Hi! I've been following your blog for a while and I just love it!
ReplyDeleteI really did LOL when I read "then hubs picked it up and shotgunned the rest." Hahahaaa!
LOL :) I love picture stories... especially when they involve shotgunning beer :)
ReplyDeleteI think ya'll are just a bunch of lil super models! Your kiddos are sooo stinkn CUTE! Thanks for always making this mama laugh my bum OFF!
ReplyDeleteI love your dark hair!! It looks SO HOT... Ow OWWW!
ReplyDeleteYour babes are adorable. Your hubs is SUCH a stud. And you... my dear... ALWAYS making me laugh! SHIT I love you. Seriously.... the baby did NOT fall out of the tree.
Does your oldest do pedis? I really need one and that shade of pink is JUST my color :)
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LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteMy son is the same way with hubby's beer bottles!
When hubs has it poured in a glass kiddo doesn't seem to notice or care, but when it's in the bottle in eye sight or within reach... he's there grabbing for it!
Same with pop cans!
Just to fulfill his curiosity we handed him one once, just to see what he'd do - he had no idea what to do with it, just kinda starring at it, lol...
The beer bottles though... he seems to think that if it's in a bottle that it's something he should be having too! lol...
Your youngest makes the BEST angry face!
ReplyDeleteOkay, you look like a super model in those pictures. How have you birthed two kids?! I kinda think it's the most hilarious thing that he wouldn't stop crying until he could hold the beer. Ha. Starting early!
ReplyDeletehahahaha
ReplyDeletei am obsessed with the crying tears of horror and then the calm after the storm because he's holding a beer. oh these pictures will be priceless when they're in their twenties.
and you and baby should be hair models!
LMAO! I love this post beyond words!
ReplyDelete(Sometimes you can find my 4 year old rocking a pink toenail too!)
GORGEOUS family...and totally normal, at least in my world!
XO
This is hilarious!!! LOVE YOU, GIRLIE!!
ReplyDeleteare you looking completely forward to the baby's college days?! i'm just going to go ahead and say he's going to be the life of every party....and he better find himself a DD girlfriend freshy year :)
ReplyDeleteAND you are having an amazeballs hair day! love that top - dead freaking sexy!
So cute! I love that first pic, your husband has that proud, that's my boy look!
ReplyDeletewho told you you could be that fabulous, and hilarious, and stylish, and drop dead stunning, and produce such gorgeous kiddos? :)
ReplyDeleteAnd this post is why I follow your blog and wish you were my best friend
ReplyDeleteOmg so cute, I love boys....and I really boys who love beer!!
ReplyDeleteSorry these comments aren't more exciting but I'm pretty sure I'm still buzzed off red wine. I need a nap in the backseat of my car at lunch. How are they so cute? I used to steal my dad's beer and take sips when I was younger. Classy.
ReplyDeleteOhhh man i am cracking up so hard right now!! You are hilarious!! Soo glad you stopped by so i could find your blog. Hah... So good.
ReplyDeleteNewest follower!
Oh hey, baby in a tree. Haha you are really really funny. I love reading your blog. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is too hilarious. Loving it! Following you through Blog Lovin now (Blogger won't let me follow thru GFC!)
ReplyDeletexo, Ana
Lol Hilarious! Your blog is refreshing and oh so cute! Can't wait to read more. New follower :)
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Omg Hilarious. Sweet baby's cry face is just adorable...I love crying baby pics. Is that weird? ;)
ReplyDelete& those two little ones are totally your mini-me's. I love it. It's like like Raven Jr.'s running around.
Hahaha. An oldy but a goodie. I'm talking about this post by the way. I wasn't referencing your husband's grey beard. Seriously. My 26 year old bf already has greys. Well only 1, but it was there.
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